" The Funky Chicken " by Rufus Thomas

I suggest following the directions and actually doing " The Funky Chicken."

- This song is for Kent. It reminds me of nights in Hotlanta. Kent and I were watching "Wattstax" and doing the funky chicken in his living room. I'm not sure, but I don't think Kent's wife was impressed. This took place only moments before my good friends took me to a place called The Claremont Lounge. I won't describe this place in detail, but if you can imagine a retirement trailer park for overweight women that has been turned into a strip club in the basement of an apartment building then you'll get a pretty good idea of what it was like. The cool thing about this place was the music. We danced until we couldn't breathe, or maybe we couldn't breathe because they only had one window a/c unit to cool the entire place, but either way it was a lot of fun. Thanks Kent & Morgan